Sunday, April 26, 2015

Another Zionist Plot: Israelis Create Bible the Size of a Pinhead

The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed that someone took and sowed in his field; it is the smallest of all the seeds... (Matthew 13:31).
So, after the Jews reclaimed part of Palestine, within a few years much of Israel was green. Beyond Israel was still a desert. And you could see the border from space.

What are those evil Israelis doing now?

They're manufacturing a leather-bound Bible, containing 1.2 million words, the size of a pinhead.

The fiends.

You can pick it up and put it down anytime. Just don't sneeze.

I like the Psalms myself. Pass me the electron microscope.

But it's a testament to the human spirit and its devotion to God. It's amazing what you can do when you're not spending 95% of your time throwing rocks, constructing bombs or, you know, complaining.

God sees all. I cannot believe he doesn't love this.

From the BBC:
A copy of the Hebrew Bible the size of a pinhead has gone on display at the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. 
The so-called Nano Bible is the smallest version in the world. 
It consists of over 1.2 million letters carved on a gold-plated silicon chip by engineers using an ion beam. 
The "book" is being exhibited as part of events marking the Museum's 50th anniversary. 
The hi-tech creation is being housed in the museum's Shrine of the Book, home to the Dead Sea Scrolls - the oldest copies of Biblical texts ever found. 
Dr Adolfo Roitman, curator at the Shrine of the Book, spoke to BBC News about how the microscopic Bible was created.
And here's the video link:

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